February 2012
africans:
according to 15 year old female tumblr users
everyone else in the whole world: omg shoes, men with muscles, jersey shore, fashion, dieting, skinny models, drinking with friends, mtv, facebook
tumblr user: im the only person in the entire world who likes tattoos, pizza, dr who, all time low, thinks about sex and misses the 90s only me no one else im so unique just me im special only...
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MTV Germany ads: 'Sex is no accident. Always use a... →
When you swear around your friends..
thatfunnyblog:
you’re like:
But when you swear around your parents:
http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/
buckthefutcher:
imagine if adele and taylor swift dated then broke up
After she had her children, Ginny visited...
When she looked into it, she found herself holding her children’s birth certificates, and all of their names weren’t shitty
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So how in the hell did I actually avoid tumblr for...
ho0ker:
As long as Katy Perry didn’t win anything then I’m okay
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They call it the American dream because you have to be asleep to believe it.
– George Carlin, quoted in MarketWatch.com (via tcsgrv)